简单搞笑的英语小故事篇1 Covers: Forget about the past,you cant change it.Forget about the future,you cant predict it。 封面:忘记你不能改变的过去。忘记你不能预测的将来。 Inside: Forget about the present,I didnt buy you one。 内文:忘记现在,因为我没有给你买生日礼物。 简单搞笑的英语小故事篇...
搞笑英语笑话小故事阅读篇一 A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. 新公司开业了,开业典礼上,经理的一个朋友送他一个花篮。 They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,... "Rest in Peace." 经理...
篇1:英语搞笑小故事带翻译 A Woodman came into a forest to ask the Trees to give him a handle for Ax. It seemed so modest a request that the principal tree at once agreed to it, and it was settled among them that the plain, homely Ash should furnish what was wanted. No sooner had ...
英语幽默小故事1200字篇1 Even My Driver Can Answer that Question A famous game theorist, having won the Clark prize, was set to give aseries of lectures at prestigious universities throughout the northeast. For thetask, he hired a car and driver to take him from place to place . With not...
幽默简单英语小故事篇1 "Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" “Gerald,”老师问道,“地球的形状是什么样的?” "It's round," answered Gerald. “是圆的”,Gerald答道。 "How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher. ...
本文将分享几个英语搞笑故事,让我们一起在欢笑中学习英语吧! 二、故事1:误会 一个美国人去英国旅游,他看到一家店的招牌上写着“English Breakfast”,便进去点了一份。几分钟后,食物被端了上来,美国人发现这份早餐竟然是一份煎鸡蛋和一份烤香肠。他生气地问店主:“为什么叫English Breakfast,却不是早餐?”店主...
搞笑幽默英语小故事1: A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stompedher foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.'' 一个男人正在除草,听...
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 “看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!” “是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?” 哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。” 优秀的英语学习论坛:http://bbs.enbus.cn...
英语幽默小故事带翻译篇一 A Bad Impression 一个坏印象 Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers. ...
英语小故事带翻译：粪堆里的小鸟 A little bird fly to south for the winter. It was very cold, almost frozen bird. Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow dung upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the dunghill, feel very warm, gradually recovered,...