有关于英语笑话对话篇一 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。 Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? 妈妈:你的意思是考试那天你没去? Kid: No, but the kid who...
短的英语对话笑话篇一 Seeking to survive 求生 A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided1 to tell him the truth. He looked down at the sick man and said: "I think you would like to know the facts, so I should tell you that you are very sick now. Do you want somebody to ...
爆笑英语笑话对话1 理发师 Harry: "My big brother shaves every day." 哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮脸。” Henry: "My brother shaves fifty times a day." 亨利:“我哥哥每天刮50次脸。” Harry: "Is he crazy?" 哈里:“他疯了吗?” Henry: "No, he's a barber." 亨利:“没有,他是一名理发师。”...
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英语笑话对话大全 笑话也可以是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,另外一个行动(动作)型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感,而感到开心好笑。以下是小编整理的英语笑话对话大全,欢迎阅读! I don't think I know Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to...
爆笑英语对话笑话篇1 男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?) 女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】 男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?) 女:Yes. That''s why I don''t go there an...
简短的对话版英语笑话篇1 God is Watching 上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. 学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果。 The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 修女写了一张纸条,...
经典对话一: 有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看。当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语。 于是,俺就对他说: “I am sorry”。 “I am sorry, too”外国人回答。 “I am sorry three”我道。
简单英语对话,最好是笑话的,一个人10句左右 相关知识点: 试题来源: 解析 Tom:What’s so funny,Phil?Why are you laughing?Phil:I just heard the funniest joke I’ve ever heard!Ha ha ha!Tom:Tell me!Phil:Okay.Two muffins were baking in an oven.One muffin looked at the other muffin and ...
短篇英语笑话对话带翻译二:要花多少钱才能结婚 a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" 一个小男孩问他的父亲,“爸爸,要花多少钱才能结婚呢?” and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying." ...