爆笑英语对话笑话篇1 男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?) 女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】 男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?) 女:Yes. That''s why I don''t go there an...
两人对话版英语小笑话篇1 Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny? 保姆: 约翰尼,你难道不喜欢你新生的小妹妹? Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him. 约翰尼: 她还可以,但...
简短的对话版英语笑话篇1 God is Watching 上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. 学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果。 The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 修女写了一张纸条,...
简单的英语对话笑话篇1 Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Submitted by Pat Bacon 简单的...
英语爆笑笑话一:几月走的 When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'Januar...
短的英语对话笑话篇一 Seeking to survive 求生 A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided1 to tell him the truth. He looked down at the sick man and said: "I think you would like to know the facts, so I should tell you that you are very sick now. Do you want somebody to ...
爆笑英语笑话对话篇1 This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke. A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.) A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? B: Still no idea. 爆笑英语笑话对话篇2 The Fish Net Can you tell me...
对话形式的英语小笑话篇一 He is really somebody! " My uncle has 1000 men under him." "He is really somebody. What does he do?" "A maintenance man in a cemetery. " 他真是一个大人物! “我叔叔下面有1000个人。” “他真是一个大人物。干什么的?” “墓地守墓人。” 对话形式的英语小笑话...
有关于英语笑话对话篇一 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。 Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? 妈妈:你的意思是考试那天你没去? Kid: No, but the kid who...
有关英语笑话对话带翻译篇1 One day,a girl found the go-between and said,"You cheated me!One of my husband's eyes is not trun.Why didn't you tellme this before?" "I have told you."said the go-between with justice on his side."When you met first,I told you that he settled on...