英语小笑话带翻译 篇1 He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。 英语小笑话带翻译 篇2 ...
笑死人不偿命的英语笑话 篇1 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. "I think my friend is dead!" he yells. "What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. ...
英文爆笑笑话1 A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr.Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant.Dr.Swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble.One day as Swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed into his room, knocked some books out of...
简短英文笑话 篇1 In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees, "The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That's the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people's throats. Even...
好笑的英文笑话一: A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically(疯狂似地) , she called to the father outside."Your son just...
下面精选了十个经典的英文冷笑话,大家看一看哪个冷笑话最能戳中你的笑点呢? 01 feet为foot的复数形式。 相关词组短语 square feet: 平方英尺 on your feet: 在你的脚上 cold feet: 害怕,胆怯;信心或勇气的丧失 bare feet: 赤脚;光脚...
咱么一起感受英语冷笑话的 冷! 1、涨潮和海滩 —What did the beach say as the tide came in? 涨潮时,海滩说了什么? —Long time, no sea. 笑点解析:海滩说Long time, no sea,既是“很久没有海水”的意思,又可以理解为“好久不见(Long time no see)”。
超爆笑的英语笑话 篇1 When we work evenings .we often order take-out food at the office.One night we all gave our orders to Sharon, who wrote the selections on a self-stick note. Unable to find our list when she arrived at the fastfood restaurant, Sharon stepped up to the counter. Bu...
超简短的英文笑话1 On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time. ...
最搞笑英文笑话故事 1 A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom -flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself." ...