英语小笑话带翻译 篇1 He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。 英语小笑话带翻译 篇2 ...
笑死人不偿命的英语笑话 篇1 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. "I think my friend is dead!" he yells. "What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. ...
简短英文笑话 篇1 In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees, "The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That's the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people's throats. Even...
视界·英语笑话 1、The Choice of Word 选词 One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach ...
好笑的英文笑话一: A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically(疯狂似地) , she called to the father outside."Your son just...
英文幽默笑话1:Three Turtles三只乌龟 Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella." The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee....
咱么一起感受英语冷笑话的 冷! 1、涨潮和海滩 —What did the beach say as the tide came in? 涨潮时,海滩说了什么? —Long time, no sea. 笑点解析:海滩说Long time, no sea,既是“很久没有海水”的意思,又可以理解为“好久不见(Long time no see)”。
超爆笑的英语笑话 篇1 When we work evenings .we often order take-out food at the office.One night we all gave our orders to Sharon, who wrote the selections on a self-stick note. Unable to find our list when she arrived at the fastfood restaurant, Sharon stepped up to the counter. Bu...
简短搞笑英文小笑话篇1 Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already verygood at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of moneyfor them. They said, “This boy’s going to be famous when he’s little ...
超简短的英文笑话1 On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time. ...