Yo Mamma's So Dumb Jokes Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV Your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside...
They are a distinct variation from the more traditional "yo momma" jokes (as in, "yo mamma is so fat..." or "yo mamma is so stupid..."), which are merely insulting. "That's what she said" is a supposedly funny retort to an innocent looking statement, the intent being to ...
momma, that's for damn sure. 313 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,603 Welcome back, Jennifer Hills. 314 00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:14,245 You ain't as fucking beautiful as you think you are. 315 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:16,180 ...
Your momma is so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does. Your momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing “We are Family.” Email What’s the difference between your mama and an ironing board? A:An ironing board’s legs are harde...
Dark humor was used as well, like the guillotine and ‘half sister’. There are more wholesome jokes too, such as the one about common tropes like the barkeep being a low level quest giver. Innuendos and the play on words with ‘booty’ (the treasure kind vs the other kind) were funn...
"No possible way to lose" Play Length2/8 "So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe" Maturity Level4/8 "Need to be accompanied by an adult" Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG. ...
“My mother’s lower jaw practically hits the table. Jeez, get a grip Mom. She takes his proffered hand and they shake. My mother hasn’t replied. Oh, complete dumbfounded speechlessness is genetic – I had no idea.” I love when EL makes the jokes for me. It’s at this point I...
I was just hanging out in the tub, cracking jokes and being annoying. I practiced giving birth and the position I wanted to be in. I posed for photos and listened to relaxing music. It was all pretty smooth until 11pm when the pain got more intense. Jesus read the affirmations I had...
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I moved in with my sister back in August, into her finished basement replete with all the jokes that can come with some old single dude with a couple of cats finding himself to be living in his sister’s basement but wow, it just seems so … so regular … so normal … like it neve...