Your mum笑话..Your Momma Jokes 1 Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! Yo mama's arms are so
They are a distinct variation from the more traditional "yo momma" jokes (as in, "yo mamma is so fat..." or "yo mamma is so stupid..."), which are merely insulting. "That's what she said" is a supposedly funny retort to an innocent looking statement, the intent being to ...
that your momma laid on me? 404 00:20:10,173 --> 00:20:11,642 Or maybe I ain't count. 405 00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:16,614 I was every inch the lady 406 00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:21,987 and look at me now. 407 ...
Light bulbs are of course, a give me. Roommate after roommate in college discovered my ability to blow bulbs without my ever having to suggest it was something to do with my own energy- from the most conservative people to the most liberal. There have always been ongoing jokes from my fri...
Forrest Gump’s past is full of tragedies. But thanks to this advice from his momma, he always musters up enough courage and hindsight to achieve great things. “My mama always said you’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on.” ...
I wish I could say I WAS so stupid and dramatic but I think I still am. I don’t want to wait another 10 years to wish I could go back and tell myself something so I will say it now. Penny, focus on becoming a virtuous women, be kind, give, serve and always be ready for ...