所属专辑:Your Mama's Jokes 喜欢下载分享 声音简介 Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air andgot stuck. 你妈妈胖到往上跳时,就卡在半空中了 Yo mama so fat when she bent over andshowed her crack the grand canyon said “Dammmmmmmmm” 你妈妈胖到弯腰漏了股沟,美国的大峡谷都自叹不如 Yo ...
所属专辑:Your Mama's Jokes 喜欢下载分享 声音简介 Yo mama so fat that nal WeatherService named each of her farts. 你妈妈胖到每次他放屁国家气象台都要命名一个新台风 Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie,Instagram crashed. 你妈妈胖到自拍上传时,抖音总部的基地台死机了。 Yo mama so fa...
I will still make jokes that apparently only I think is funny. But now, there will be no expectation of timelines or general forethought. Off the cuff and off schedule is the name of the game for 2022.This brings me to my next point. All of these end of year lists are too damn ...
/ IF WE NEVER MEET AGAIN / JUBILEE / IN A SENTMENTAL MOOD / MAMA’S GONE, GOOD-BYE // So very delicious. And the band calls up Benny Carter in 1933 on I NEVER KNEW, and Louis for much of the second set. WAS I TO BLAME is so very lovely; don’t miss it: If you live ...
After ma died 18 months ago, I’ve struggled. Ma was truly my best friend and the ‘anchor’ I had in this world. At times I still feel like I’m just floating…not having that ‘home’ to hold on too. I stopped writing because honestly, it was too hard. Ma was so so much a...
We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. — Daniel Dennett 29 There's no better friend than a sister. — Mary Engelbreit 28 Happiness Of Having A Baby Quotes ...
I just got back to college, so I am still playing around with my routine (I wanted to keep my routine from last year..but that has proven difficult..unless I wake up earlier and make more time). As of now, I do have a few of these things on my list, like meditation (along wit...
All jokes aside, some parents swear that messing up bedtime for the first couple nights means their kids sort themselves out for the rest of the trip. Here's hoping! Read more: Flying with your baby doesn't have to be a nightmare Tips to survive flying with a toddler This article ...
所属专辑:Your Mama's Jokes 声音简介 Yo mama so fat she left the house in highheels and when she came back she had on flip flops. 你妈妈胖到出门穿着高根鞋,回家时变成平底鞋 Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. ...
熊熊英文创作的有声书作品Your Mama's Jokes,目前已更新6个声音,收听最新音频章节你妈妈 Yo Mama 第六集。