I wake up & check snapchat expecting something from when he got back to the fire station, I mean what I said to him was pretty sexy & I assume that I will have a actual blowing his load snapchat but I see that ten hours later he hasn’t even opened it. No worries he must be ...
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Stop and stutter, when we touch I melt like butter I saw you standin' there in the VIP on Saturday Now that I know you got a thing for me, I should be straight Not the kinda girl who'll just let any guy get close All I can say is I'mma tell my guy he should ju...
Why it’s the best:Because the setting is a wedding, you can imagine this as the first of a long life of dad jokes to come from a newlywed. 39. Braille The joke:It was easy for me to master braille once I got a feel for it. Why it’s the best:The weird, dry humor the best...
producing a constant stream of pro-sleep propaganda. when it isn’t boosting its own posts, casper’s twitter feed hosts a sterling collection of half-thoughts on drowsiness. viewed one by one, the tweets seem innocuous. they even got nominated for a webby award. but when considered in bulk...
That was how writer-director Kenneth Lonergan described the impetus for his devastating new film Manchester by the Sea to an emotionally wrecked Sundance audience at its world premiere on Saturday. But he quickly added that, as he worked on the film, it became slightly less despairing. “...
I wake up & check snapchat expecting something from when he got back to the fire station, I mean what I said to him was pretty sexy & I assume that I will have a actual blowing his load snapchat but I see that ten hours later he hasn’t even opened it. No worries he must be ...
producing a constant stream of pro-sleep propaganda. when it isn’t boosting its own posts, casper’s twitter feed hosts a sterling collection of half-thoughts on drowsiness. viewed one by one, the tweets seem innocuous. they even got nominated for a webby award. but when considered in bulk...