‘Family Guy’ creator has adapted his Ted stoner teddy bear film character into a Peacock series. It’s silly, juvenile, and will make you laugh plenty.
(Audio) Man: The relationship between a baby and its teddy bear or a baby and its binky or a baby that wants its mother's cradle when it's done with being held by a stranger -- (声音)男士:这种婴儿和 他泰迪熊之间的关系, 或者婴儿和他的口袋...
(Audio) Man: The relationship between a baby and its teddy bear or a baby and its binky or a baby that wants its mother's cradle when it's done with being held by a stranger -- (声音)男士:这种婴儿和 他泰迪熊之间的关系, 或者婴儿和他的口袋...
TeddyandIaretotallycoolwithyoubeing 免得你胡思乱想 youknow,justincaseyouwerewondering. 我不需要你的许可 Idontneedyourapproval. 不我知道只是 No.Yeah,Iknowthat,but-- 抱歉我知道你是好意 No,I--sorry,Igetwhatyoumeant. 谢了-那就好 Thanks.Cool. 我们可喜欢女同了 Imean,welovelesbians. 是啊可喜欢了...
跟我一起去给我望风 Justfollowmeinthereandstandguard. 好吧 Allright 好了快赶快尿 Allright,goon,gettopeeing. 好看着门 Allright,justwatchthedoor. 好 OK 该死-快啊快啊 Shit.Goon,hurryup. 我尿不出
Ted,talkingteddybear,hi. 哦泰迪当然了 Oh,Ted.Yes,ofcourse. 你的故事我可是记得很清楚 Irememberyourstoryverywell. 好吧很高兴认识你 Yeah.Well,itsnicemeetingyou. 走吧我们走布莱尔 Comeon.Letsgo,Blaire. 你们赶时间吗 Youinarush? 来我家玩一会儿呗 Whydontyoucomeuptothehouseforaminute? 我想和你聊两句...
(Audio) Man: The relationship between a baby and its teddy bear or a baby and its binky or a baby that wants its mother's cradle when it's done with being held by a stranger that's the relationship between me and my phone. (声音)男士:这种婴儿和他泰迪熊之间的关系,或者婴儿和他的口袋...
和一个好色的泰迪熊学习性知识吗andahornyteddybear? 你怎么能指望他只有能学到 Imean,howdoyouexpecthimtolearn 他需要知道的东西 whatheneedstoknow? 当你应征入伍时他们会给你看个视频 Whenyougetdrafted,theyshowyouafilm. 我知道说这些可能会很尴尬 1.ook,Igetitcanbeanawkwardconversation,但这真...
ImaTeddybearthatcamealive. 好的听着帮助这个孩子 AIIright,look,itsreallyimportanttous 对我们而言真的很重要好吗 thatwehelpthiskid,OK? 难道没有什么东西对你来说 Haventyoueverhadsomethingthatwasjustreally, 是非常非常重要的吗你愿意 reallyimportanttoyou,somethingthatyoud 不惜一切代价实现它 doanythingtomak...