And in addition to being arrested they are also publicly shamed by having their names published in the weekly police blotter (which out of sheer boredom is read with the ferocity of NYT financial section), lose their license, and therefore their ability to date me (I come from a long line...
Plus, while we at StuCu obviously believe an online dating profile is nothing to be ashamed of (even though my mom keeps referring to internet dating as “paying for sex”), we also don’t want to openly advertise our first and last names to all the folks in the area, who are ...
Also, having a way to confirm that my matches weren’t going toallow me to use their girlfriend’s beauty productsor you know,murder me, was a delightful bonus. I signed up, but immediately noticed that the typical demographic looked something like this: Source:giphy.com Please note that ...
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (fear of the number 666) It's not stupid. The number 666 is meant to be "The Number of the Devil," or as some people I remember used to call it, "Hell's area code." These names might seem silly, but the fear is very real. Whoever named this must...
names like OL Savion Washington and Isaiah Jatta who have also made their way out of the Buffs squad.Even though Shilo and Shedeur’s attempt to openly call the players through social media may turn out to be a bit odd, Colorado ta...
We decided on Cafe Orlin, a place I had been to before but not in a long time. When we got there we waited a few minutes for a table, and we pushed in and stuck it out at the bar. My girlfriend got a drink, and the rest of us did our best to stay out of the waitstaff’...
The Indigo Bunting sounds like something in your grandma’s knitting basket. Can you tell your girlfriend you saw a Yellow-Breasted Chat, or a Dickcissel? Dick what? I think you mentioned these names in your blog. That’s why I bring them up again. I figure you’re gonna support me ...
What do you call a doe born without eyes? No idear. One day there were three people. Their names were Manners, Trouble and Shut up. One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hiding. Shut up was finding Trouble when he...
"I'm call that because I'm tiny and I iron," she offers. Disconcertingly, the British team all refer to each other by their ironing names - Phil's girlfriend, Penny Wilkins, 31, is Short Fuse, Emma Johns, 28, is Fe (the chemical symbol for iron) and Julie Darroch, 36, goes ...
(seriously can we all tell how inspired I was be her realness?) As my girl pointed out, thisiskind of a dick move, and if we’re going to call dudes out for being dicks, well, we’re going to put ourselves on blast, too. In the future, I’m going to try to give every ...