And in addition to being arrested they are also publicly shamed by having their names published in the weekly police blotter (which out of sheer boredom is read with the ferocity of NYT financial section), lose their license, and therefore their ability to date me (I come from a long line...
"I'm call that because I'm tiny and I iron," she offers. Disconcertingly, the British team all refer to each other by their ironing names - Phil's girlfriend, Penny Wilkins, 31, is Short Fuse, Emma Johns, 28, is Fe (the chemical symbol for iron) and Julie Darroch, 36, goes...
Last Saturday my girlfriend and I went to seeWhere the Wild Things Arewith some friends of ours, another couple. But first we went to brunch. We decided onCafe Orlin, a place I had been to before but not in a long time. When we got there we waited a few minutes for a table, an...
***Joke was on them, Taco Bell had a .99 menu…and I only foraged in dumpsters for furniture and the occasional outfit. I LOVED it when the guy next door fought with whatever girlfriend, because he always threw away any clothes left in his place on actual garbage day…and yes I am...
“Alright ladies, let’s do this.” Hunter was eager to get going. No introduction to Stevie, just getting on with it. Overtime Stevie and I started to awkwardly say each other’s names until we got more and more comfortable around one another. ...
Plus, while we at StuCu obviously believe an online dating profile is nothing to be ashamed of (even though my mom keeps referring to internet dating as “paying for sex”), we also don’t want to openly advertise our first and last names to all the folks in the area, who are ...
Also, having a way to confirm that my matches weren’t going toallow me to use their girlfriend’s beauty productsor you know,murder me, was a delightful bonus. I signed up, but immediately noticed that the typical demographic looked something like this: ...
“You kids don’t know what hard times are. Why, when I was your age we were so poor we couldn’t afford electricity. Why, we even had to watch television by candle light.” What do you call a doe born without eyes? No idear. One day there were three people. Their names were ...
This is the time when Will’s daughter Maya asks him to tell his story before marriage. Will changes the names in his love story and then tells it to Maya on which the whole movie is based. The character of Will Hayes is played by Ryan Reynolds and Maya is played by Abigail Breslin....