I am visiting Saint Louis with a friend and his girlfriend, and we are wandering Laclede’s Landing when an elderly man in a wheelchair starts talking to us. After some small talk, he asks me what my name is. I tell him my name, which is a Biblical name. Old Guy:“Ah, that’s...
and the conscience that watches over the mayhem. I was shocked to discover that Haneke is nearly sixty--this picture has the sensibility of a kid turned on by the autopsy pictures at Amok Books. As he sticks bamboo under our fingernails, your mind is so unoccupied it asks other questions....
These lovely names may become a part of your friend’s identity and your bond. So pick some really cute, cool, and funny nicknames for your friends from this list and bring smiles to their faces. Nicknames can be a wonderful way to express your heartfelt feelings, and affection, for your...
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Full Name: What you call your child when you’re angry with him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right. Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say. ...
I can’t wait to spend therest of my lifewith you. You may be my girlfriend today, but I’m excited for the day where I get to call you “wife.” Funny Valentine’s Day Greetings for Your Girlfriend Design: Signature Greenvelope ...
“I have a confession to make,” a young man told his girlfriend. “While we’ve been dating, I’ve been secretly seeing a psychiatrist.”“Oh, don’t worry about it,” she said. “I’ve been secretly seeing a car salesman, postman, and your father.” ...
8 - A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amaz... More ›› 9 - A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he ask... More ›› 10 - Two blondes are walking down the st...
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Me:“No problem, ma’am. Let me void your ticket.” I slowly slide the watch back across the counter to her. She pushes it back to me. Customer:“Now set it for me! I don’t know how to!” Me:“It’s easy. Here, let me show you—” ...