I turn up the TV, sing, whatever. Armed with Greenies, toys and other in-the-end useless distractions, we prepare for the anti-celebration. Nothing really works. All we can do is tough it out. I’m actually a little afraid of fireworks myself. As a kid growing up in Brooklyn, we ...
Well, playing cards weren’t invented until sometime around 600 AD, so it’s going to be tough to explain to The Mummy what we’re doing, but—yes—I would. You can go over the rules in a minute, and—barring the appearance of a 3,000 year old undead Pharaoh who has no basic f...
In other words, you have been spared the consequences of being around raucous pool-party friends or being the official Clumsy-creature of the house or forgetting to get your dog something better to chew on. The life of your phone is now at the mercy and whim of something else – the ‘...
Steve helped his mom take his beach toys and some food out of the car. “The waves (波浪) look really high!” Steve said to his mom. His mom found a good place on the beach and put some chairs there. Sitting near them were a boy and his mom. The boy was of Steve’s age. ...
He's always talking, even when he's got his toys in his mouth. I always find it really funny just how much he speaks... except when it's 3am. Haha. I’ve always wanted a dog that I could really bond with - because being away shooting means I miss out on building a good relati...
TL;DR: Found hidden picture of my sister’s s*x toys on husband's phone while she was out of town. He snooped through her stuff while he was at her house checking on the dogs. Edit: The truth comes out. He took a photo to whack off to it later. Still disgusting and horrible. ...
I have written much on this subject throughout this web site, so I will be as brief as I can stand to be. Most churches don’t even try. Deceitfully, they redefine evangelism to mean food baskets at Thanksgiving, toys for tots at Christmas, shoes for orphans, and cast-off clothes fo...
Last night, my church choir surprised me with a puppy shower. There were two baby blankets, but of course no little onesies. I did get dog treats, chew toys galore, balls, weewee pads, and lots of advice. There was a gorgeous, white-frosted cake with big red flowers on it. This ...
As I struggled to sleep on the child-sized big-girl bed in the guest room, with toys stashed in the closet and under the bed, I felt like a perpetual child myself. I’m not complaining. Just noticing. My life is so very different. I’m obsessed with my writing and music; they’...
And despite the sharp contraction in most consumer spending since the economic crisis blew up last fall, Babeland, a sex toys retailer with four outlets in New York City and Seattle, has seen double-digit increases in sales; during Valentine's Day weekend, sales were up 26 percent over the...