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We bought a ton of these toys. Well, maybe not literally aton, but certainlydozens of grosswhich weighedtens of pounds. For Halloween 1999 we handed those cheap toys out in lieu of candy, and for the most part, the kids didn’t seem to mind. Then unlike the leftover candy assortment ...
Dog Day: *Fade Out*Technically, this came out at the tail end of 2013, but it needs to be on the list. Underrated band, and one of Canada's best. This is them at their peak. Slim Twig:* A Hound at the Helm*Once again, this record was originally released pre-2014, but DFA dug...
but it’s also good to take time to reflect every now and then. Partly it’s been due to an even more demanding two and a half year old daughter, who is now old enough to prefer playing with her toys to being taken out into fields, and who is also quite capable of saying so. ...
“OLLIE STOP!!!” he’s doing something stupid. IE: Throwing the diving toys back into the pool when I asked him to take them all out. “Oliver!???!!!” (Note the sense of worry with the question marks) = He cant be found. IE: We thought he was in the pool, but he’s now...
Her biggest personal challenge right now is just that she misses home so much, she just wants to get back to her bed, with her cat Rea, with her toys, with her family. This brings her to tears multiple times a day – but it is also a source of motivation for her, because she ...
Most of these plants have been here for 20+ years and survive on rain which, in the monsoon season, can be much more than mere “watering.” Tough as old boots! But I will lay a soaker hose along the top boundary and hope we don’t need to have a hose ban!
You've got five people trying to shove you into something. Once you've got it on, it's like,'Yeah, I feel strong, I feel tough, even though I had to have someone squeezing my butt cheeks into the legs.'" Although he had a clear take on how he'd play Batman, he had to ...
Why can't i get a job at Toys R Us? Ah fuck, June 5, 2010 A message from Roy Stillwell, CEO,Putrid.com Dear Loyal Putrid.com Bastards, My goodness. Why thank you for visiting Putrid.com which is an internets that has been up since 1995. Actually 1879 is when Putrid.com first we...
"We are still going to go to the Senate; this is not just a done deal for us," she says. "It's a tough time right now. I do feel like there is a push back. I mean, there has always been a war on women in terms of healthcare. There is a representative in Texas – and ...