Funny Quotes about MarriageIt has been challenging to select funny marriage quotes that capture the nature of the institution of marriage without falling back upon stereotypes of male or female behavior that might be viewed as degrading, offensive, or unfairly gender-biased. I hope you find these...
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Funny Quotes Arranged marriage is murder, love marriage is suicide, ultimately marriage is death. - Lokesh giriCultivate and water your own grass, this way the grass on the other side doesn't appear greener - Joanne Blasco DiehlDivorce is just a way of getting rich quicker. - Jovonta Battle...
A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. -- Rodney Dangerfield 一个女孩有天给我打电话和我说:“来我这吧,家里没人。” 我过去了,结果果然家里没人。 a bad marriage:失败的婚姻,哈哈...
Hottest funny quotes collection of all time. Easy to read list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. Perfect for sharing, blogging and tweeting.
Hottest funny quotes collection of all time. Easy to read list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. Perfect for sharing, blogging and tweeting.
Funny Quotes on Love Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. - Minnie Pearl A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Humor/ Funny Story–Inspirational & Motivational Quotes, Pictures <<< PHD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his friend:”look up at the sky and tell me what you see?” The PHD man replie...
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Next time you’re writing a wedding toast, creating your marriage vows, or thinking of sending a random I-love-you note to your significant other, these funny, happy marriage quotes are just what you need to get started. Text one to your partner now, and expect some heart emojis to come...