When one longs for a drink, it seems as though one could drink a whole ocean—that is faith; but when one begins to drink, one can only drink altogether two glasses—that is science. — Anton Pavlovich Chekhov In Anton Chekhov, S. S. Koteliansky (trans.) and Leonard Woolf (trans.)...
14. “Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.”–W.C. Fields 15. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.”–F. Scott Fitzgerald 16. “Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.”– Desi Arnaz 17. ...
34. “A wine shop was open and I went in for some coffee. It smelled of early morning, of swept dust, spoons in coffee-glasses and the wet circles left by wine glasses.” —Ernest Hemingway 5 0 Download 9 Wallpapers 35. “I must always have fresh orange juice, alkaline water and ha...
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. ~ Humphrey Bogart My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~ Henny Youngman I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s ...
41. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”–Henny Youngman 42. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.”–F. Scott Fitzgerald 43. “About a minute ago, I had this urge to change the world. I quickly came to my senses and opened a bottl...
Shot glasses are not just for drinking—they tell stories, bring laughter, and celebrate life’s little moments. Whether you’re toasting with friends or adding to your collection, a clever saying on a shot glass can make every drink a memorable one. You can print them on your shot glasses...
12. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” -F. Scott Fitzgerald 13. “All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.” -Homer Simpson ...
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F. Scott Fitzgerald 78 In wine, there's truth. — Pliny The Elder 31 Here’s to drinking and swallowing, for the world is going to end. — Spanish Proverbs 69 When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win la...
20. “My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.” —Henny Youngman 1 0 Download 7 Wallpapers 21. “The more I think of you, the less I think of you.” —Henny Youngman 1
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. —Tina Fey 7 When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Iris...