Mathematician:“Pi r squared.”Baker:“No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”(Cake Jokes) What do you get if you chase a pie around the garden?… Puff pastry. What’s the difference between cake and pie?…πr², cakes are round.(Cake Jokes) ...
Now he’s also a super fan and we joke to our friends who visit, “welcome to California, have an avocado.” This recipe takes it to a whole new level, turning avocados into dessert. (And if you’re skeptical, don’t worry, I promise it doesn’t taste a lick like guacamole.) ...
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Thanks for your post. You made me smile. I’m glad to know there’s at least one other crazy out there. And believe me, it’s a toss up as to which is worse: turtle care or dealing with the insurance company during cancer. Seriously. No joke. ...
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(see first picture above. And yes, those are actually local strawberries, from Jersey and the Union Square Greenmarket, to be exact). Examine the photo of the naked yet fully baked crust. Perfectly browned, no nasty shrinking, no creepy cracking, no unseemly puffing. And since I've made ...
(Old joke: “No, darling. Suck it. ‘Blow’ is a mere figure of speech.” Imagine the stress that gave rise to that gag.) Moreover, why has the blowjob had a dual existence for so long, sometimes subterranean and sometimes flaunted, before bursting into plain view as the specifically...
Don’t joke with me, I am a notchphile! Notches are my belief, Notches are my everything, a world without Notches does not have light, a life without Notches is incomplete! Reply ? Anonymous PGq 12 Dec 2018 "not being able to hide the notch anymore. It appears that the option is...
When he told me the story, he said: ‘It might be considered as unfriendly if she were to discover the truth, but it was almost irresistible, as the joke was so obvious.’ And the story had a coda. A couple of days after this sharp exchange of views, he happened to pass the shop...