A little old lady sold pretzels on the street corner for fifty cents each. Every day, a young lawyer would exit his office building at lunch, and as he passed her pretzel stand, he'd leave two quarters. However, he never took a pretzel. ...
On a very windy day, a rabbi was walking along when a strong gust of wind blew his hat off his head. The rabbi ran after the hat, but the wind was too strong. It kept blowing his hat farther and farther away. A non-Jewish young man, seeing what had happened, ran after the hat...
The Chinese Complaint A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a holiday. He arrives at LAX and gets a cab to take him to his hotel. On the way he sees a few buses, and he says to the taxi driver: "The buses here are so noisy and really slow... In China the buses are very ...
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This...
The Jokes This page contains jokes I've received from friends via email or have discovered myself from other sources and have personally found to be very funny. No offense is meant to anyone. This page is here strictly for entertainment purposes only. Read at your own risk....
The wife and I had been kept awake by the couple in the apartment below because their bed was squeaking while they had sex. We banged hard on the floor in protest. This jokemaycontain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 Get out shep!
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There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!Anonymous 29th Jan 2003 JokesID: 52 9. Liar, liar Jokes Rating: A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot ...
Why was the ocean screaming?… You would too if you had lobsters on your bottom.(Ocean Jokes) Did you have the lobster bisque tonight for the first time?… Yes, and it was souper good. What would you call a marine crustacean who’s the gangster of the sea?… The mobster lobster. ...
A programmer's significant other tells them, "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread. Q:What did the spider do on the computer? A:Made a website!