Don’t crumple this up. I know what it’s like to have our memories locked in someone else’s head. I know all those words for that neat little thing means we’ve acted in ways that make us want to dissolve, have led us to places we can’t return from, the places people we lov...
OK, that had to be said. Live it. The following words are written just so you can laugh at me and wonder why I did something so dumb.Once again, don’t try this at home. Or, worse yet, build old MREs into your disaster planning. Here goes. I’ve always heard anecdotal information...
Little bastards fly all over the kitchen counter… some of them pop after they’ve been expelled and if those late popping kernels land in the bowl first, the pop shoots popcorn all over, not only the counter, but the floor too. It’s makes a huge mess and leaves roughly 20% of the...
Then, one day, I received a letter from Nancy, a note with a few words, a check for $5,000.00 under my name, and, most importantly, a picture of Peter.I keep that photograph on my desk, next to my computer, in his room. The End Edmundo BarrazaVisalia, CA. *All stories are pr...
I’m getting to the dick you horny bastards. Since I am not really a fan of the “Sexy costume” trend… I thought I would give some recommendations: Watch out Michael Myers. Have you ever wandered through life thinking… Man, I wish I had a penis for a face. WELL NOW YOU CAN. ...
Pistols Cook and Jones joined Thin Lizzy on the Greedies' Christmas song “A Merry Jingle” (Greedies, formerly known as the Greedy Bastards) Spizz Energi: “Where's Captain Kirk?” Look into band: Kleenex Look into band: Skids (Into the Valley –what does it sound like? what style...
It all started in Amritsar, and the little bastards have never really left my system. Maybe it's a Punjabi thing. I'd been trying out much more street food of late, just because it smelled so good. I think my stomache troubles may have stemmed from the ever-present dust, which finds...
"I’m pretty upset that they’re even pulling this crap, when I carried these bastards for years." Motley Crue Issue Statement on Mick Mars Lawsuit (2023) Kevin Mazur, Getty Images Motley Crue Issue Statement on Mick Mars' Lawsuit (2023) ...
You bastards, I thought. How did I think, for even a second, that this would be in any way fair, or that McDonalds would have enough on hand to sustain a five-second supply? How naive, and this will soon be the standard for many things dictated by our AI and Silicone Valley, rugge...
Patches co-stars and kills a whole lot of bastards. The crux of the problem was the incredible complexity of the situation I put Mags in, coupled with the fact that the story was intended to be a resolution of multiple sub-plot threads that came to the forefront in the previous book but...