"Look here, Sonny - what these people are looking at is 85 years old, but the Hat is BRAND NEW!” senior joke old lady dress wind hat policeman windstorm sonny flap Dislike Like There's No Joke Like a Senior Joke! I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got...
but his case is sort of like Hartford’s, he’s old relative to the image of him I have as the clean-shaven bassist for The Band. I have a deep admiration for Danko that goes all the way back to when I was a little kid and an older friend wrote me a doctor’s note to ...
She's' been around, but she's young and clean I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen 5 479 votes My Sharona The Knack View on AMAZON Creepiest Lyrics: Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, ...
She's' been around, but she's young and clean I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen 5 479 votes My Sharona The Knack View on AMAZON Creepiest Lyrics: Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, ...
It’s always fun when one of those people gets their hands on the controls, and it’s usually a B movie. Street of Chance (Jack Hively, 1942) EM: This Paramount B film is important in the noir scheme of things, because it was the first adaptation of one of Cornell Woolrich’s “...
To some I am a contrarian. To others, I am a Wanna-Be punster. Still, to others, I am the master of Dad Jokes. So, when the writing prompt for the day is something such as, “List five things you do for fun,” the still active parts of my mind have a contest to see which...
People born on Feb. 29, the extra day added to the calendar every four years to keep calendars matching up with the rotation of the sun, are the subject of fascination and constant jokes about how they only have a birthday every four years. The chances any person being born on that day...
People born on Feb. 29, the extra day added to the calendar every four years to keep calendars matching up with the rotation of the sun, are the subject of fascination and constant jokes about how they only have a birthday every four years. The chances any person being born on that day...
clean and 100% grease-free. My husband doubted my ability to do this, but if there’s one thing I know, it’s how to get shit clean. I scraped off what I could using a scraper-thingy that hardware people probably have a proper name for, and then the remains of the old adhesive,...
Religious jokes about all types of religion, making gentle fun of divinity, religion and its representatives. Sort ByNew The Familiar Old Man One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus ...