School owns me for about 10 months of the year, so I have some catching up to do on my housecleaning. For most of the year, I clean at see-level: what I can see without moving any furniture or appliances. I shorten cleaning time by removing my glasses or contacts once I’m in th...
just three words. The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young mans hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said, Clean my house.Cele...
In Golden Age Hollywood, Lloyd’s lanky physique, hawkish profile, and curly hair made him look a bit like Leslie Howard’s punk kid brother. The character actor shined in quirky supporting roles, such as the comic relief minstrel in Technicolor swashbuckler The Flame and the Arrow and Chaplin...
Eat your heart out, Hendrix. Seriously, watch every Furry Lewis video on YouTube now; the sprightly gent from Memphis dispenses some serious wisdom in between lewd jokes and some authentic ole blues. 2. BB King – The Thrill Is Gone Surely this isn’t the most flattering period of King’...
the new adhesive will not take properly. The glass and the metal need to be absolutely clean and 100% grease-free. My husband doubted my ability to do this, but if there’s one thing I know, it’s how to get shit clean. I scraped off what I could using a scraper-thingy that hard...
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She's' been around, but she's young and clean I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen 5 479 votes My Sharona The Knack View on AMAZON Creepiest Lyrics: Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, ...
She's' been around, but she's young and clean I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen 5 479 votes My Sharona The Knack View on AMAZON Creepiest Lyrics: Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, ...
But, before he could finish saying, “I’m sorry,” I’d tell him a war story or jokes about my twenty-year amateur rugby career and the injuries I survived. Those years helped me become somewhat accustomed to pain and discomfort. In every case, I had a story that made someone cringe...
I was mostly literally copying these straight out of the books we had and then sometimes adding goofy jokes to them (and since I did almost all of these when I was still in elementary school, the “jokes” are of the hilarious caliber one can expect from an 11-year-old or younger). ...