Coming off of a moody “The Archer”, this is a bold move to release another deep, slow tune. And let’s not pussyfoot around this, it’s basically her proposing through a song. So obviously, the bitter love-hating bitch that I am, I immediately wanted to be like nope, not for ...
At the time I recorded him singing the “Baby” song he still had great difficulty with back and forth conversation and could not answer questions like “What is your name?” That is the reason I included that very question later in the video. Justin was about 39 months old before he wa...
If you suspect that your tenant is keeping a pet you haven’t agreed to, it is a good idea to get photographic evidence, if possible. Then follow through on the terms of your agreement. Typically, you will send your tenant an official notice stating the lease violation and the timeline i...
“Captain, this is Kamarov, I’m on poop deck at the stern, we just lost Kaminsky and Liu. It first took Kaminsky…everyone went to railing to pull him back…then one of the arms swept them all overboard. [-A loud noise interrupts the transmission, someone screams and then begins ...
Due to COVID difficulties we are closed until next spring, or maybe next year, or just whenever COVID stops being such a nincompoop that ruins everything. We couldn’t be bothered to call or email you to let you know we’re closed, even though you made your reservation here several ...
Wednesday: I’m hanging my four-and-a-half-month-old Owen’s cloth diapers on the line to dry and vaguely notice that there aren’t as many stained with that signature yellow, ‘breast milk poop’ stain. I chalk it up as changes. He must be getting older and pooping less. It’s ...
(off monitor) Here's what we're looking for: "Movie PoopShoot.com" JAY (to Bob) "PoopChute." Yeaaahhh. HOLDEN This is a site full of militant movie buffs: sad bastards who live in their parents' basements, downloading scripts and trading what they believe to be inside info about ...
My favorite days are when I ask about her favorite part of the day while she bounces in her chair, eating her dinner. Without waiting until she swallows her bite, she bursts out: All of the day! And when asked about the least favorite, she raises the eyebrows on her expressive little ...
Of course, I had camel poop on my shoes, allover. Somehow, with some sort of high precision skill, I managed to step in with both my feet. Probably it happened while Mustafa kept insisting I should take a photo kissing a camel, on the lips… those huge lips, and I kept refusing ...
I kept noticing that a lot of the statues looked like people trying to poop, but the people seemed constipated. I am 12. It might be a National Park, and full of history, but the twelve year old in me loved the statues the most. I thought these dudes at Pu’uhonua o Honaunau ...