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"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety three." "Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world." The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very ...
Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men Are Like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men Are Like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men Are Like Weather. Nothing can be done to change either.Gravely...
A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enraptured congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month. He wa...
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‘Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.’ Halloween Jokes on Witches Next, let’s continue with Halloween jokes on witches: Why do witches wear name tags?So that they can tell witch is which! What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?A sand-witch. Why do witches fly on ...
Doesn’t really matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway. The lady at the job center: “I can offer you 3 positions.” - Me: “That’s very nice of you but what about a job?” 3 guys go hiking in the mountains. Suddenly, all of them slip, but the first guy manages...
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Wife: i can’t take it anymore. You have to choose if it’s either me or the alcohol. Which is it? Husband: it’s you, I can tell by the voice Score: 3 Share: So now I've developed an allergy to honey :( It brings me out in hives. Score: 0 Share: Why don’...
Albert: "Delia, my friend Charlie is going to arrive in a bit, and I want to play a trick. When he arrives, I'm going to ask you a question, and I want you to answer, 'X cubed divided by three.' Can you remember that?" ...