Religious jokes about all types of religion, making gentle fun of divinity, religion and its representatives. Sort ByNew Quizzesyou may like: English Quizzes A Tricky English Challenge History Quizzes The World's Oldest Traditions Personality Quizzes ...
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued: "And you told me that adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n' roll gospel choir. "Now our services are consistently packed to the ...
There's a time and a place for well-crafted, sophisticated, complex jokes that you have to have a certain level of knowledge or experience to even get. But hilarious jokes never go out of style. If yoursense of humortends to lean toward thegoofy sideof things, don't be ashamed. Everyo...
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Sunday: I'm having the church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband (the bastard) will choose a gift for me that is fun - like a root canal or a pap smear.Nova...
" The driver replies, "I've heard that question a thousand time, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive." Entropy isn't what it used to be. Entropy: Shit breaks. (From a Statics class): Shit don't move. Newton's Third Law: Shit hits back. First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't...
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Never underestimate the power of those that like things neat and tidy. I once read about the dangers of gardening, so I quit reading for two weeks. If you need five tools to solve a problem in the garden, four of them will be easy to find. - Mike Garofalo, Pulling Onions Why is ...
Comedy writer Mark Miller, on a poll showing that 81% of people have thanked God for financial well-being: “About 49% prayed for financial guidance, and 37% have taken the Lord’s name in vain while doing their taxes.” David Letterman, on why he is encouraged by the Republican Congres...
gag,jape,jest,joke,laugh- a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter; "he told a very funny joke"; "he knows a million gags"; "thanks for the laugh"; "he laughed unpleasantly at his own jest"; "even a schoolboy's jape is supposed to have some ascertainable point" ...