She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON, I...
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Director Spike Lee just walked into the United Center and took a few selfies with the fans who swarmed him. When asked what he was looking forward to tonight he gave a short and succinct answer: “Barack and Michelle." Brakkton Booker08/20/2024, 8:08pm ET Aug 2024 | from chicago...
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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality. (School for Scandal was written by Sheridan, not Oscar Wilde) Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is askin...
–No, son, we only sew your wings. We just don’t make funny jokes in Heaven! –Your book entitled “1000 recipes for bachelors” will not have any searches! –Why? –It is completely discouraging. Almost all recipes start with “get a clean bowl” ...
I'm the driver. ” the man says.1. Why does the student say London is farther away from him?2. Do you agree with the student? And why?3. Why can't the passengers go withoutthe man?【题目】一道难题,求学霸指点,谢谢!Read these two jokes and answer the questions阅读以下两刻笑话,回答...
"Why come that you never seen a pteranodon goes to a bathroom? cause the P is silent? no no no, it's because there is no bathroom in the island" Get ready to have your mind blown with my next lines "How do you put 9 kaikurus in a preserving bin? Open the door, put the pengu...