5 - When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them...More ›› 6 - why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!...More ›› 7 - Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring...
She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON, I...
"I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "How do you mean?" says the accountant."I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters." "OK," says the ...
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole...
“Ok, we’ve got a big night ahead,” Obama said in an effort to calm down the applause. But the crowd just kept clapping. When it finally slowed down, she opened with: “Hope is making a comeback.”Former first lady Michelle Obama arrives to speak on the second day of the Democrat...
Several nuns are renovating an old church. It's the middle of summer and with no electricity yet, it's very hot in the building. One of the nuns decides to take off her habit and strips down to just her panties. “What are you doing?” yells the Mother Superior. ...
Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. The teacher knew him to be a troublemaker. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "No." Said the teacher with a smile. "it's an apple, but i like the way you think! The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored...
Answer:Mercury in a thermometer. 15. Riddle:I welcome the day with a show of light, I steathily came here in the night. I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn, But by the noon, alas! I'm gone. What am I? Answer:The morning dew!
Answer:He didn't catch any fish the first day, but he caught 3 on the second day, 6 on the third day, 9 on the fourth day, and 12 on the fifth day. 35. Riddle:There once was an abandoned hotel with a fish bowl on the third floor. In the fishbowl, there were 3 big fish an...
(An eggroll!) What did the skeleton order for dinner? (Spare ribs!) What do ghosts eat on Halloween? (Ghoulash!) What do you get from a pampered cow? (Spoiled milk!) What do you call a cow with two legs? (Lean beef!) What do you call a cow with no legs?