If you’re looking to make a strong impact with your funny or even corny joke, you need to choose only the best options. These best funny jokes to tell your girlfriend are sure to be a success. 1. Why do archaeologists get all the girls?
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Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole bird. If you were born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. “Recently, my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back...
"Women might be able to fake orgasms, But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) "I saw a heavy woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I ...
61) A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers." 62) A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband ...
A piece of ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye! What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his work. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy!" "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem...
Why shouldn't I go to work today?" replied the confused husband. "I think you've been working too hard, so maybe instead of going to the office, you should take a few days off, pack a suitcase, and go stay with a friend for a few days away from home." The husband thought for...
Jonathan and Drew Scott opened up to ET about their love lives, their new shows and making love connections for other celebs.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive wa...