Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your frien...
Althoughgirlfriend jokesare not so sought after as many other jokes. I decided to give them their own category. I have had some girlfriend throughout my life and one of them is my wife today. They can be annoying yes, but treat them nice and they will treat you the same way. What ...
"My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, "that's a big word for a girl of fifteen'." Emo Philips. "My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects." Les Dawson. "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own....
“I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”“I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” says the other cowboy. “What is it?”“Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper...
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!" What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird. ...
I wanted your wife. I’m waiting for severe offers. Thousands of identical answers: I can offer my wife. Are you interested? If you are a man, thank your girlfriend because even making you angry is the first step to discovering more about yourself. ...
22. Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. 23. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don’t have balls to scratch. 24. Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts...
What do you call Jay-Z’s former girlfriend? A.Feyoncé. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? A.He drank his coffee before it was cool. What do you call The Weeknd from Friday to Monday? A.The Long Weeknd. What do you call a Minecraft meetup IRL?
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates. Three days ago Doe kisses him. Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex. Yesterday, who sucks his dick? Tattoo A man goes to the doctor th...
25 - Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over...More ›› 26 - Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because mo...More ›› ...