-Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? 谁和你更亲近?妈妈还是爸爸? -Mom is close, because dad is farther. 妈妈更近,因为爸爸更远。(Father与Farther谐音) 这些dad jokes有点“烂”但又有点搞笑,是不是? 你还能想到什么英语谐音梗...
The answer is yes. Native English speakers also like to joke with homophobes and puns. These jokes are more likely to be cold, a bit like the jokes that dads like to say. They call this kind of cold jokes dad jokes.随着脱口秀进入大众视野,谐音梗被带...
Your soul just left your body, right? Well, you can’t say we didn’t warn you! The good thing about cold jokes (and yes, believe it or not, there’s a bright side to it) is that they make for great learning practice. Many Chinese jokes are usually short stories and can help bu...
Super Sweet and Funny Mom Jokes Which of these funny Mom jokes is your favorite? I love any joke with animals, personally. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? – Because their kids have to play inside! What did the mom rope say to her child? – Stop being knotty. What did th...
They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation. After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not,', the clergyman said, ' I don't want ...
英语笑话 English Jokes English Jokes 1， Money is not everything, because there is mastercard and visa sometimes.钱不是万能的，有时候还需要信用卡。2， A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then ...
Why was the cemetery the perfect place to write a book? Because it had great plots. What does a ghost teacher say to their students? Watch the board, and I’ll go through it again. What happened to the cannibal who showed up late for Halloween?
If I was addicted to masturbation and then I became addicted to sex, would it be right to say my addiction got out of hand? A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed. She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?” ...
“I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.”– Reese Witherspoon “Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.” -Anon
How did the autistic person respond to an invitation to a dance party? They said, “I’ll be joining the dancing queens (and kings) on the spectrum!” What did the autistic person say when they found their lost keys? “I guess my spectrum of vision is quite accurate!” ...