If you can see your reflection in yo mama's head, check these out! Yo Mama is so Dirty / Greasy / Nasty If yo mama's face has more grease on it than a fast-food restaurant, check these out! Yo Mama is so Lazy This category is for all the lazy mom's out there... ...
I gave you the greatest gift anyone could ever give. I will love you unconditionally for as long as you live. Who am I? – Your Mom. Mother’s Day Puns A pun is a joke that plays words. Here are some of my favorite puns about moms. ...
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” 88K Laughs Share Anonymous @Anonymous I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! F...
After all, laughing really hard (or even just chuckling fondly) while feeling great about herself and the fine adult her child has become would probably make your mom’s day. The classic Yo Mama joke format we know and love was most likely popularized by the 1993 TV series In Living ...
We hope these jokes for adults added a bit of fun to your day. Life’s too short to take everything too seriously, right? Whether it’s a Monday or any day, let’s keep the laughter going. Share a joke with a friend, spread the good vibes, and remember, a smile can make any ...
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For your mother-in-law? No, but then again, I don’t know the relationship you have with her. For your buds at the bar? Probably the safest bet. In general, dick jokes tend to be funnier when short and sweet. They tend to get the most laughs when used as a zinger. Telling an...
Mom's Dad Jokes! Your best choice for witty, sarcastic humor that's still fun for the whole family.
27) My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I, personally, am on the fence. 28) Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep his nuts dry. Advertisement - Continue Reading Below 29) "Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough." Signed, Pluto 30) How does...
Of course, you can sleep a little more and make yourself a good breakfast for your family. Put on you the best clothes and go out with a smile. You can meet your friends and discuss the puns you read in the morning. This will create a good atmosphere. Develop a good sense of humor...