The teenager yells back: "Loosen up, Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She lets her grandmother know that she ...
It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity. UNIX很简单。只是需要天才才能理解它的简单。 Dennis Ritchie 这句话出自Dennis Ritchie,Unix操作系统的创始人之一。它幽默地描述了Unix设计哲学的深奥之处。 80 Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked. 硬件:计算机系统中可以踢的...
116. Mulla Nasrudin's teenager son had dented a fender on the family car. "What did your father say when you told him?" the boy's mother asked. "Should I leave out the cuss words?" he said. "Yes, of course," said his mother. "IN THAT CASE," said the boy, "HE DIDN'T SAY...
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What's the first thing a teenager does after school? Radon food in the fridge What did the cowboy do with his horse? — Rhodium Where did he do it? — Holmium on the Range Zinc Element Joke: Where do you put dirty dishes? In the zinc....
I taught myself to slam doors as a second language. I picked up a bit of it when I was a teenager, but I attained fluency after I got married. By the time I said, “I do,” I had lived through almost thirty winters and considered myself a bona fide grown-up who dealt with pro...
As you grow into ateenager(青少年), you want to make your【5】decisions. What you have decided may be quite【6】from your parents’ advice. This can cause a fight【7】teenagers and parents. You’d like to cover your walls with【8】, but your parents don’t understand why you do so...
Less common are teenagers who sing songs about killing black people, because by the time you become a teenager, it’s crystal-clear that that’s not an acceptable thing to do. Justin Bieber’s Racist Joke: Understandable or Unforgivable? (Poll) The queasiness doesn’t just come from t...
An 85-year-old woman heard someone break into her home one Sunday afternoon. She calmly walked past the teenager and into her bedroom where she got a .22 caliber gun she kept there. Then she came back out, pointed the gun at him and made him pick up the phone and call the police....
What did the mom say to her teenager when she asked her to keep a secret? “Mum’s the word.” What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs. How did the digital clock show off to its mother? Look, Ma, no hands!