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Should permission be granted, I solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile...
The subject matter of this award-winning musical deals with the musical contributions to America of such importance that only now — decades later —we beginning to understand. Smokey Joe’s Café – The Songs of Leiber and Stoller December 15, 2017 – January 14, 2018 Words and Music by ...
161 NoSQL databases are like a rebellious teenager's room: there's a system to the chaos, but good luck figuring it out if you're not the one who created it. NoSQL数据库就像叛逆青少年的房间:混乱中自有一套系统,但如果你不是创建者,祝你好运理解它。 Martin Fowler 这句话是对Martin Fowler...
They say it takes a village to raise a child, and in the case of Nickelodeon’sRugrats, sometimes that means leaving your kids in the care of their grandfather. As a teenager, the best part of babysitting is eating all the snacks after the kids have gone to bed, but Grandpa Lou Pickle...
the door will open thirty seconds later, revealing an anxious parent. Parents of only children sometimes don’t even understand the child’s need for privacy. For example, they may not understand why a teenager wants a lock on the door or a personal telephone. After all, the parents think...
161 NoSQL databases are like a rebellious teenager's room: there's a system to the chaos, but good luck figuring it out if you're not the one who created it. NoSQL数据库就像叛逆青少年的房间:混乱中自有一套系统,但如果你不是创建者,祝你好运理解它。 Martin Fowler 这句话是对Martin Fowler...
What did the mom say to her teenager when she asked her to keep a secret? “Mum’s the word.” What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs. How did the digital clock show off to its mother? Look, Ma, no hands!
I taught myself to slam doors as a second language. I picked up a bit of it when I was a teenager, but I attained fluency after I got married. By the time I said, “I do,” I had lived through almost thirty winters and considered myself a bona fide grown-up who dealt with pro...
116. Mulla Nasrudin's teenager son had dented a fender on the family car. "What did your father say when you told him?" the boy's mother asked. "Should I leave out the cuss words?" he said. "Yes, of course," said his mother. "IN THAT CASE," said the boy, "HE DIDN'T SAY...