The young guy scratches his head and keeps walking, but can't understand how that old guy is meeting so many women... The next day, he takes a stroll on the beach again, and passes the same guy, who once again has many attractive young women with him. The next time he walks down...
both boys decided to stay and watch her. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked his friend why he had run away. The second boy said to his frien...
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the State would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a Public Assistance check?
It’s a condescending thing, Dear. You wouldn’t understand. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off. It’s been lovely but I have to scream now It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm. ...
The Jokes This page contains jokes I've received from friends via email or have discovered myself from other sources and have personally found to be very funny. No offense is meant to anyone. This page is here strictly for entertainment purposes only. Read at your own risk....
"I don't understand," a mother chided her daughter. "You spend half an hour a day with the chemist but you're engaged to the doctor.""I have to mummy. Only the chemist can read the love letters he writes."to chide = to criticise In England, doctors are notorious for hand-...
Tom received another box of biscuits by mail from his mother a few days later. “Now,” said the coach, “go and __52__them with the boy who stole your biscuits.” Tom didn’t understand the coach’s intention, __53__he still followed his advice. ...
We’d go out with the boys and [Bride’s] name would be brought up every two minutes. So, when he came to me to tell me that he would be proposing my only response was, ‘Well, it’s about time!’ There’s something special about these two. They go together without forcing it....
Eastwood professes not to understand the critical reappraisal of his work that occurred during the early 1980s--a rehabilitation that began with the shifting culturalZeitgeistin France after decades of anti-Americanism and eventually included tributes from such disparate corners as New York’s Museum ...