The Plastic Surgeon said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’ The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward. The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water. The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a ...
With Halsey as the musical guest, Kim delivered quite a funny monologue to kick off the show which contained jokes about herpending divorcefrom Kanye West (also called him “the best rapper of all time”), OJ Simpson, plastic surgery, gold digging and more. “I’m so much more than that...
Customer: “Wheres the thin plastic strips with sticky stuff on the back that you stick things to other things with?” Employee: “Hmm… that’s a tough one… The closest we have is tape.” Customer: “Can you help me find something?” ...
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” Graham Norton Some People Shouldn't Write Signs! Some signs either make no sense or too many! On a bathroom door: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below....
Posted on December 4, 2013 by gerold In spite of all the grim news, there’s always room for some humor. There’s more than 700 pages in Volume 3 below. As well, there are more than 900 pages of jokes, cartoons and funny stuff in Volume 2 and over 1,000 pages in Humor, Jokes...
She went to put on a pot of coffee and a nickel fell out of her privates. She was concerned but continued her morning routine. She drank her coffee and went to brush her teeth when a dime fell out of her privates. She really was getting concerned and thought to herself, "if anything...
Joke:Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. VOTE Lion In My Closet Joke:I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said Narnia business. VOTE What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke ...
“Hello everyone, and welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.” “I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I’m pretty disappointed.” Became An Editor Why did I want to become an editor? Well, to make a long story short … ...
Maybe, just maybe if you shave, lose 270 pounds and get $10,000 worth of plastic surgery, then, just maybe; you will need self defense. Until then, well, you fearing rape is like some one who doesnt even own a car carrying around a spare gas can and tire so they dont run out ...
People should be thanking me! The plastic surgery assocation should be giving me freebies! → I’ve learned not to take those “World’s Most Beautiful” or “Sexiest Alive” titles too seriously. People can be named the best anything depending on who’s voting. Sometimes it’s three peop...