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Are you crazy?!' "My wife looked me straight in the eye and said: 'That's one.' "And we haven't had a fight since." gun joke about men old man marriage joke fight argument Dislike Like The Blond Gambler A beautiful Swedish blonde walks into a Vegas casino and goes straight to...
Heard a joke about urinals, but it didn't make me laugh. I guess you had to pee there. What kind of degree can you get at a urinal? A Pee h.D. Are you the one who signed up for the pee club? Because if so, urine.
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thi...
A Nurse's Prayer, Cybernurse.com:"Note: I received this framed from my grandmother when i graduated from Nursing School in 1974 - if you know anything about the author or other works of Rita Riche, i would love to hear from you." ...
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. I’m thinking about...
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What did grandmother say about grandpa's stair construction work? She said, "He had to work really hard. It was an up and down business." Report 8points POST #92 How did grandma agree to get spine surgery? She told me, "It was holding me back for a really long time." Report...
The doctor began asking her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet -- I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions. I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?" ...
Jokes About Different Objects Question: Where do pencils go on vacation? Answer: Pencil-vania. Question: Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Answer: It was too tired. Question: Why did the drum take a nap? Answer: It was beat. Question: What did one penny say to another penny?