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I was reading about pig anatomy; it was pretty standard, but when I got to the end, I discovered there was a twist in the tale. I used to be shy, but since I've started rock climbing, I feel boulder. The shoemaker cobbled together a pretty good livelihood. The oddest years of my...
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. I’m thinking about...
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If not go to 30 feet away and then 20 feet and so on until you get a response.Later that day when Paddy gets home from the pub he sees Mary in the kitchen cooking dinner and he was in the hallway,He thinks to himself I’m about 40 feet away let’s see what happens.In a norma...
152. I was going to tell a joke about water, but it was too tasteless. 153. Why couldn't the duck be quiet? Because it was addicted to quack. 154. Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift. 155. Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter...
59. I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work. 60. A guy comes home after LASIK surgery and says to his wife, “Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes!” 61. I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator. ...