"Well no, she didn’t leave, but the joke’s on her. On the third day, my left eye opened up a little bit." joke about women joke about men marriage joke Dislike Like The ABCs of Marriage After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked...
Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to show her gratitude by repainting the doctor's office. ...
“Thanks,” the barman says, “but what were you laughing about with that dude over there?” The man replies: “Oh, nothing. I just bet him $1000 that I could pee all over your bar, including on you, and you’d still be smiling at the end of it.” bet bartender pee bar ...
A Nurse's Prayer, Cybernurse.com:"Note: I received this framed from my grandmother when i graduated from Nursing School in 1974 - if you know anything about the author or other works of Rita Riche, i would love to hear from you." http://www.cybernurse.com/prayer.html *** Doctor's...
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. I’m thinking about...
Q: Did you hear about Chinese Jesus? A: He could "Wok" on Water!. Q: I asked my Chinese friend "How is it going?" A: He replied "can not complain" Q: What do they call a guitar solo in China? A: Too Ning. Q: What do you call an Asian that gets on your nerves? A: ...
One year ago, Bristowe also offered advice about getting Botox to her Instagram followers whilereceiving a new injectable treatment— a lip flip. (The “effect of the lip flip is to relax the muscles that connect to the upper lip, allowing the lip to relax and curl outward, thereby appeari...
I was reading about pig anatomy; it was pretty standard, but when I got to the end, I discovered there was a twist in the tale. I used to be shy, but since I've started rock climbing, I feel boulder. The shoemaker cobbled together a pretty good livelihood. The oddest years of my...
He moves closer about 20 feet. “Mary, for Christ’s sake can ye be telling me what’s for dinner ?”Still nothing and again at 10 feet still nothing.So he walks up behind her and says Mary, can you tell me what’s for dinner?
Did you hear about the surgeon who botched Kim Jong Un's surgery? Yeah, me neither. Obviously it was supposed to be a gastric by-pass that was unsuccessful... chrysalis likes this #1781 Mister T Vanguard Posts:2,290 Joined:01 Feb 2008 ...