He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke." So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle ...
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If you are a man, thank your girlfriend because even making you angry is the first step to discovering more about yourself. Kids always laugh at this funny joke. An aeronaut in his balloon in the air lost its course, and while he was falling, he saw a man and asked that man where ...
” The mom said, “We were baking a cake.” A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, “Were you and daddy baking a cake?” She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, “Because I licked the frosting off the couch.”...
If the CPR fails, it’s time to sing For Whom The Bell Tolls. upvote downvote report A man goes to the doctor to complain about chest pain. The doctor asks him "Do you eat apples?", to which the man replies "Yes, one every day." The doctor takes a step back. "I'm sorry, ...
Dad: Abracadabra! You’re a sandwich! Daughter: Dad, can I have a glass of water? Dad: Sorry, daughter, I don’t have any glasses. Will plastic be okay? One time my dad was doing the laundry, and my step-mom who works as a waitress reminded him to take any money he found out...
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All of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates, where St Peter is waiting for them. He said to the nuns, "Before I can let you in to heaven you each have to answer a question." To the first nun, St Peter asks "Where did Adam meet the...
They already fell for that trick once. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue. What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog! What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on Someone...
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while, he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: ...