Still, Obama insisted that the ideas he espoused 20 years ago remain the basis for his political philosophy. “We still coach Little League and look out for our elderly neighbors,” he said, “because the vast majority of us don’t want to live in a country that’s bitter and divided....
Getting old isn't a lot of fun, but it sure can be funny! And if there's one thing seniors have in abundance is a good sense of humor. Sort ByNew Quizzesyou may like: Vocabulary QuizzesEPIC Vocabulary Test General Knowledge QuizGeneral Knowledge Epic Quiz ...
make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about the elderly are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Senior Citizen Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs....
Collecting ‘Clean Men Jokes’ is not easy. In addition to avoiding smutty humor, we also have to combat objections from the ‘sexist’ camp. We have stuck with our simple philosophy of collecting a mixture of funny, yetclean jokes, mixed in with thought-provoking pictures and the odd story...
asked the waitress. "No, it is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," said the man. "Same for me," said the ostrich. A short time later the waitress came with the order and said, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulled the exact change out...
You will laugh at these short one-liner jokes. Here you will find funny puns that will make you laugh. Do you want to have a good day? The best way is to read jokes and feel free to laugh! Of course, you can sleep a little more and make yourself a good breakfast for your family...
If you have any clean ‘Woman’ one-linesplease send them to Will and Guy How Being a Parent Can Change Your Life: When a baby is born into a family it affects everyone in that family. However, as you have baby 2, then baby 3, the way in which you deal with the child also chan...
Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day? – To prevent bat breath. Why couldn’t the dentist help the girl who ate glue? – Her lips were sealed. What does a dentist give an elephant with a sore tooth? – Plenty of room!
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher whe...
“Would you like to be making a mistake with me for the rest of your life?” Why don’t you ever lend money to a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short! What’s an Irish plumber’s favorite pipe? The uilleann pipes. How do you know an Irishman is happy? He’s Dublin...