make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about the elderly are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Senior Citizen Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs....
and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, ‘I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to hell.’ The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, ‘Oh no, I’m on the wrong bus, I wanted to go to Baltimore.’ ...
Family Jokes I can’t hear you An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years. October 5, 2008 Family Tradition The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. ...
a:Life is often playing jokes on us. What you’re expect will far away from you and the one you held tightly will finally hurt you most. --- :生活在我们经常演奏笑话。 什么您是期望很远从您将,并且您举行的那个最最后将紧紧伤害您。 ---[translate] a20世纪末...
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his with endearing terms-Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still...
Ralph Macchio stars as a guitar prodigy who joins an elderly musician (Joe Seneca) on a road trip to the South where he hopes to reclaim his soul at the crossroads where he signed a deal with the devil. It’s a learning experience for young Eugene, who must put his lessons to use ...
Tom Hanks was just beginning his ascent in Hollywood, which explains why he played second fiddle to Dan Aykroyd’s Joe Friday in the 1987 big-screen update of theDragnetTV series. While there were jokes made about Friday’s name in the movie, somehow people didn’t even flinch at the nam...
She doesn’t say nice things easily, and hides her emotions behind ironical jokes. In her mid-thirties, Ella suddenly realizes she’s more closed off than she’s aware, and she has lost more friends along the way than she’s ready to acknowledge. But some friends do stick around — a...