What rock group has four guys who don't sing?(Mount Rushmore!) What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?(A snake in the brass!) What was stolen from the music store?(The lute!) How do you make a band stand?(Take their chairs away!) What do little penguins ...
Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter. These nuggets of gold were ...
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson." I like to spend my weekends playing chess with old men in the park. It's not easy. You try finding thirty-two old guys. What's worse than bitin...
A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?) 5.Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate? A: Dinner is on me. Getty Images / BDG 6. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle? A: He was a big dill!
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked. A photon goes to the airport. The ticket agent asks if there's any luggage to check. The photon replies, “No, I'm traveling light.” What sort of dad tells jokes even though he doesn't have kids? A faux pas. ...
58 - The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "Wh... More ›› 59 - Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a... More ›› 60 - These four guys were walking dow...
There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil. The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of ...
Two old guys are sitting on a park bench. A beautiful young woman walks by. A long pause ... sound of crickets. One of the old guys says, "Ahh ... to be seventy again." Religion Source: original. A dedicated churchgoer discovers there are 100 churches in his town, so he decides...
1 - It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happ...More ›› 2 - Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the thre...More ›› ...
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash. Whats 72? 69 with three people watching An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ”Why are you going to sleep on the ...