Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter. These nuggets of gold were ...
There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil. The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of ...
What rock group has four guys who don't sing?(Mount Rushmore!) What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?(A snake in the brass!) What was stolen from the music store?(The lute!) How do you make a band stand?(Take their chairs away!) What do little penguins ...
A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?) 5.Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate? A: Dinner is on me. Getty Images / BDG 6. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle? A: He was a big dill!
58 - The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "Wh... More ›› 59 - Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a... More ›› 60 - These four guys were walking dow...
A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: D... More ›› 93 - A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She sc... More ›› 94 - Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because ...
Two old guys are sitting on a park bench. A beautiful young woman walks by. A long pause ... sound of crickets. One of the old guys says, "Ahh ... to be seventy again." Religion Source: original. A dedicated churchgoer discovers there are 100 churches in his town, so he decides...
What do you call two guys who love math?Algebros! Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?Because it would have to convert! Why was the triangle the MVP of the basketball team?It always made three-pointers! What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?A mathema-chick...
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with old men in the park. It's not easy. You try finding thirty-two old guys. What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. ...
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