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Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you 14 yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old...
Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter. These nuggets of gold were ...
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Three men are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, WOMAN: Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight. 1ST MAN: I love liver and cheese! WOMAN: That’s not good enough! 2ND MAN: I hate...
Did you hear that Larry got a new job working for Old Macdonald? He’s the new CIEIO. Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke. Why do birds sing every morning? They don’t go to work. ...
197. If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole? There is no such thing as a half a hole. —Eric, age 10 198. How do cats bake cake? From scratch. —reader Jacey ...
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197. If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole? There is no such thing as a half a hole. —Eric, age 10 198. How do cats bake cake?From scratch. —reader Jacey 199. What is a zombie's favorite thing to eat...