Three men are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, WOMAN: Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight. 1ST MAN: I love liver and cheese! WOMAN: That’s not good enough! 2ND MAN: I hate...
A piece of advice for men who are getting married: never laugh at your wife’s choices! And you are one of them! –My mother-in-law was at the viper exhibition yesterday! –And? –He took first place! Bartender: –Your wife is gorgeous. What would you like to drink?
A: “Thanks for coming!” A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark. The four words most hated by men during sex? ‘Is it in yet?’ Q. Difference betw...
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you 14 yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old...
31. Q: Whats the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? A: Slick her hair back she looks 15. 32. Q: What’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman? A: The back of my hand. 33. Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?
*Old man (to boy): I'll give you 50 cents if you can guess my age, Sonny. Boy: 60. Old man: How did you know? *Athlete: Can you stand on your head? Man: Of course not, it's too high. *Pardon me for walking on your feet. ...
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60 Funny Dirty Jokes for Adults Short Rude And Funny Dirty Jokes #1.Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to look for the two hardened criminals. #2.What’s the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfri...
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