We examined 60 five- and nine-year-old children in two phases. During the first phase, the children were asked to draw a funny picture and then justify what made it funny and they had also to present the funny story. Two months later, the children were presented with some pictures ...
The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." "Oh. Well, they must be for your sister then?" says the cashier...
A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before being locked away, each is to be granted a year’s supply of whatever he wants to help him get through the long, long spell alone. The Scotsman asks for a year’s supply of whisky;...
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 14-year-olds. On her first day, she comes to watch the kids playing soccer. She watches as they all get together and starts playing. However, she quickly notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other...
Sometimes a Zoom party is like you gave all the car keys to a bunch of four year olds and let them drive around the parking lot. Good thing I proof-read. Texted a colleague “Please check email from me about a paying gig. Shaun” ...
36. When a marketing officer asked an actuary why he recommended selling more life insurance policies to 98 year olds, the actuary replied,“According to our tables, very few of them die each year.” (Submitted by Mitchell A. Kaplan) ...
7. On Friday, University of Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh revealed that NBA hall-of-famer Michael Jordan will serve as the Wolverines’ honorary captain for this season’s opener. Said the 18-year-olds on the team, “You mean that guy from the crying meme also plays basketball?” ...
One day, Mrs Arnold, a teacher at Green Barn Infant School, Norwich, England, was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. Firstly she held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, ‘Sammy, what is this animal?’ ...
My child asked me if “hell” was a bad word I explained that yes, hell was a bad word and that he shouldn't say it. He then asks “is hello a bad word?” I then have to explain to him how hell and hello are completely separate words with separate meanings. The next day I ge...