We examined 60 five- and nine-year-old children in two phases. During the first phase, the children were asked to draw a funny picture and then justify what made it funny and they had also to present the funny story. Two months later, the children were presented with some pictures ...
"They're for my four-year-old little brother." says the kid calmly. The cashier is surprised: "Your little brother?? WHY?" The nine-year-old explains: "Well, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can do lots of stuff like swim, run real fast or ride a bike - and ...
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 14-year-olds. On her first day, she comes to watch the kids playing soccer. She watches as they all get together and starts playing. However, she quickly notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other...
36. When a marketing officer asked an actuary why he recommended selling more life insurance policies to 98 year olds, the actuary replied,“According to our tables, very few of them die each year.” (Submitted by Mitchell A. Kaplan) 37. Non-actuary:“Look at those white horses over ther...
The 7-year-olds were keen and enthusiastic learners and quickly grasped the notion that somebody named Taylor may well have had ancestors in medieval times who were makers of clothing. A family name of Baker suggested that in the Middle Ages, their predecessors might have baked bread. First ...
Of all the special events in the year, you could think of Halloween as the naughty boy, or rather, the naughty girl of days. The fact that so many countries now have commemorative stamps for Halloween, further legitimates this day as having, or regaining, its special place in the calendar...
Teacher Jokes Sort ByNew God is Watching The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further al...
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a...
One day, Mrs Arnold, a teacher at Green Barn Infant School, Norwich, England, was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. Firstly she held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, ‘Sammy, what is this animal?’ ...