Fond Farewell for Father and SonDuring the Second Gulf War, Ben Ford was returning to active service. As he was saying goodbye to his wife, his four-year-old son, Gerry, was holding on to his father’s leg and pleading with him not to go away. ‘No, Daddy, please don’t go!’...
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Hilarious Jokes For 9 Year Old Kids: An Awesome LOL Gag Book For Tween Boys and Girls Filled With Tons of Tongue Twisters, Rib Ticklers, Side Splitters, and Knock Knocks (Hilarious Jokes for Kids) Hayden Fox 4.7 out of 5 stars 2,240 ...
all his friends tell him there's nothing like it for losing a quick 5 pound. He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old woman dressed in nothing ...
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"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest person here," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up?" Nine hands went up. "Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man. "Too much trouble," came the reply. Boys will be boys ... and so ...
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Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower? Slick her hair back she looks 15.. What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The back of my hand. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour. What did the bra say to the hat?
Old Jews Telling Jokes January 9 – February 10, 2019 Created by Peter Gethers and Daniel Okrent Based on the website: www.oldjewstellingjokes.com Tickets: $45 – $65 For Tickets: 844-672-2849 / http://playhouseinfo.com/miznerpark Group Sales: 888-264-1788 Performances: Wednesday, Thurs...