This 60 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I hav...
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An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, ‘What did you steal?’ She replied, ‘A can of peaches.’ The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge th...
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." Advertisement -...
A young guy met a sixty years old woman at a bar and she looked pretty good for her age. he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. The young guy drank a couple of beers she asked if he’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double?
31. Q: Whats the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? A: Slick her hair back she looks 15. 32. Q: What’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman? A: The back of my hand. 33. Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?
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Two old guys are sitting on a park bench. A beautiful young woman walks by. A long pause ... sound of crickets. One of the old guys says, "Ahh ... to be seventy again." Religion Source: original. A dedicated churchgoer discovers there are 100 churches in his town, so he decides...
OLD AGE JOKES! OLD AGE Old age JOKES An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems ...
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect." And that's ...