A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old Boy. Playdough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. Super glue is fo...
" The man sighed, paused, and answered, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say." joke about men restaurant genie joke ostrich Dislike Like The Cheapest Porsche A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell...
What do you call a 60-year-old who hasn’t reached puberty? A.A late boomer. What do pre-teen ducks hate? wellsie82/Moment/Getty Images My high school bully still takes my lunch money.But on the upside, he makes great fries. ...
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." 68) A ...
8) An old man is at his bedside praying when his wife says, "What are you doing?" "I'm praying for guidance," replies the man. "Just pray for stiffness," says the wife, "and I'll guide the fucker." 9) A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise ...
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31. Q: Whats the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? A: Slick her hair back she looks 15. 32. Q: What’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman? A: The back of my hand. 33. Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?
Why did it take so long for a man to eat a clock?It was very time-consuming. What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?A year older! Did you hear about the unemployed personal trainer?They gave their too-weak notice! What's brown and sticky?A stick...
An old man is lying on his death bed. When he smells the delicious aroma of freshly baked apple pie. He calls over his grandson and whispers, "Boy, go ask your grandma for a slice of that pie." The boy scampers off and returns a minute later, replying, "Grandma says no, it's ...
Q: What's the color of the dress worn by a 16-year-old girl? A: Statutory Grape. Math Trick Source: A book by Simon Singh,"The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets", highly recommended. A slightly changed version of the original joke. ...