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Jokes are meant to be taken lightly and in the moment, this means they shouldn't be taken seriously.. Many standup comedians will start by telling a story, often there is dialogue, which ends with a punch line. The punch line is when the audience is hit by the fact that this joke ...
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I don't mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that piss all over my garden." She said, her voice shaking with indignation. "So, yesterday night I stood there with my pruning shears and whenever someone got their thingy out I'd say: '$50 bucks or I'll cut...
Joke:The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them politely to leave, but still, they won't budge. Finally, the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats. ...
64 There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses. 编程语言只有两种:一种是人们总是抱怨的,另一种是没人使用的。 Bjarne Stroustrup 这句话出自Bjarne Stroustrup的著作《C++编程语言》(The C++ Programming Language)第四版(2013年)的前言。Stroustru...
The Jokes This page contains jokes I've received from friends via email or have discovered myself from other sources and have personally found to be very funny. No offense is meant to anyone. This page is here strictly for entertainment purposes only. Read at your own risk....
And that's precisely what these funny jokes are meant to do. Scroll down below to see some of the best funny dad jokes around and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites. #1 Can I Have A Book Mark? Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into...
What has 4 letters, always has 6 letters and never has 5 letters. My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying "Are you even listening to me?" I'm always frank with my sexual partners. I don't want them knowing my real name. I accidentally bit the inside of my ch...
Workplace jokes are a great way to connect people and bring them together. To strengthen this connection, choose work-friendly jokes that are funny, respectful, andcreate a positive, healthy work environment. We spend nearly half our lives at work, so a few lighthearted jokes go a long way...