Alex and Jim are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it’s supposed to go. Alex comments to Jim, ‘Why don’t you go over and ask if we can play through?’ Jim gets about halfway...
they are unable to make a connection between the first and last half of the script. Sometimes the audience may not laugh because the joke is either too obscene or hurts their sentiments. Also, audiences will not laugh at an otherwise dumb joke. ...
The Joke: When The "Itchy and Scratchy Movie" premiered in The Simpsons, they advertised with a billboard that sprayed blood when Itchy hit Scratchy over the head with a sledgehammer, meant to poke fun at the overtness of not only violence in emerging popular media, but in e...
When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near Halloween. Giant Pumpkin in Hong Kong This is one of the best Halloween jokes that features a giant pumpkin. A boy meets a giant pumpkin in Hong Kong. Although Halloween has little meaning to most...
The rules were simple: tell your joke to the tortoise, and if he laughs, you can stay, but if he does not, you are banished. The competition would continue until the population of the kingdom was reduced in half. All the animals spent the rest of the week preparing. Never before in...
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy." "Good choice" At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior ...
And that's precisely what these funny jokes are meant to do. Scroll down below to see some of the best funny dad jokes around and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites. #1 Can I Have A Book Mark? Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into...
While it all sounds odd, most of the words used can be figured out quite easily (barmy, for instance, meaning crazy) – though it’s hard to say whether that’s because the words are still in our linguistic sub-consciousness, or because Planescape’s slang experienced a brief surge of ...
The Jokes This page contains jokes I've received from friends via email or have discovered myself from other sources and have personally found to be very funny. No offense is meant to anyone. This page is here strictly for entertainment purposes only. Read at your own risk....
Zuma frowned. “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?” The Queen took a sip of tea and said: “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle.” The Queen pushed a button on her desk and said: “Please send Tony Blair in here, wou...