Summer dad jokes are hot this time of year, kids. Hotter than cargo shorts. Hotter than shiny, white New Balance sneakers. Hotter than, dare we say it, when the wife started a bonfire with our cargo shorts and New Balance sneakers. Yep, almost as hot as thoseFather’s Day dad jokeswe...
So the girl goes to her father in the garage and asks “I want to take Lulu for a walk, but mom says she’s in heat and to ask you about it.”. The father takes a rag, pours some petrol on it, and then rubs Lulu’s backside with it to disguise the scent. “Now you can ...
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Quoting the old adage that perfectly suits us here in Louisiana, "It's not the heat. It's the damn heat." We officially entered into the Hades portion of summer and for the next several weeks, these 'Heat Advisories' will become nearly laughable, as most of us, after hearing that the...
Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the fourcasts. Best Weather Jokes Best Weather Jokes 1 Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not ...
During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog.(Hot Dog Jokes/Summer Jokes/Winter Jokes) How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings.(Knock Knock Jokes for Kids) ...
Over the summer,Hawaii is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 101°F… NOT cool.(Summer Jokes&Heat Wave Jokes) On January 13, 2018, everyone in Hawaii was mad about the malfunction of the early warning system, the fools…...
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. "Why did you ask this question?" Her father asked her: The little girl replied, "Well mom told me to tell you that dinner would...
All for a special price of £49.95 (About the same as the return coach, match ticket, program, and meat pie at Leyton Orient) Funny Football Jokes Now, we’ll focus on even funnier football jokes. Did Kenneth Wool-Stone Gnome really say: ‘Some people are on the pitch, they think ...
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