Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay on Lifetime’s ‘The Holiday Junkie,’ Their Crazy ‘9-1-1’ Storyline and Whether She’ll Be in the New ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ 12/10/2024 by Max Gao Variety Film + TV
“this operation is gonna bring in a lottagreen.Make sure that it keeps growing.” He turned for the door as Autumn stood up. “Boss!” he sputtered. “What about me?” The boss turned back, shaking his head. “Sorry, son. You’re just the Fall guy.”(Winter Jokes/Summer Jokes/4...
Think about it, if Spider-Man had never parkoured into our lives (or if he’d been a more reserved hero) Marvel movies wouldn’t be half as fun as they are, and we’d be stuck with summer blockbusters revolving around more grunts than puns. Put on your Spider-Man pajamas, hang upsi...
Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the judge was fairly interested in Rick's answer and said to the lawyer "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie." Rick thanked the judge and proceeded. "Well as I was saying, I had just ...
213. What did they say when Marie Curie and Albert Einstein said the same thing at the same time?Greatest minds think alike! —Henrik, age 9 214. What did the kid learn about knowledge?It was all knowing. —Reader submitted by Deziree 215. Why did the chicken go the hospital?Because...
213. What did they say when Marie Curie and Albert Einstein said the same thing at the same time? Greatest minds think alike! —Henrik, age 9 214. What did the kid learn about knowledge? It was all knowing. —Reader submitted by Deziree ...
When I was about 7 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a co-worker of his, someone I didn't even know. When we got there, I stood in a corner waiting for the time to pass. A bitter looking man approached me and said, "Enjoy life kid, enjoy it because time fl...
Which means that every single morning at 9 am, I have to explain to a 90-year-old man suffering from Alzheimer’s that his wife has been dead for quite some time. Now, I’ve thought about moving. I’ve thought about not answering my door in the morning. But to be honest, it’s...
Get in the holiday spirit with these funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults. We have punny one-liners and even short quips about Santa, elves and reindeer.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead. ...