Q.Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation? A.They don’t want to get called for traveling. Q.What do bees say during a heat wave? A.Boy, it’s swarm! Q.Where do sheep go on vacation? A.The Baa-hamas Q.Why doesn’t summer have any friends? A.Because it’...
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Of course, it's summer in Louisiana, so what did we expect? All we can do about it is stay hydrated and try to laugh it off. furtaev Laughter is one of the surest ways to beat this heat and to aid in that effort, check out 20 of Louisiana's Most Favorite "It's So Hot" Jok...
So the girl goes to her father in the garage and asks “I want to take Lulu for a walk, but mom says she’s in heat and to ask you about it.”. The father takes a rag, pours some petrol on it, and then rubs Lulu’s backside with it to disguise the scent. “Now you can ...
Over the summer,Hawaii is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 101°F… NOT cool.(Summer Jokes&Heat Wave Jokes) On January 13, 2018, everyone in Hawaii was mad about the malfunction of the early warning system, the fools…...
The veterinarian tells the zookeeper "She is in heat and she really needs to be bred". The zookeeper says "we don't have a male gorilla. I'm not sure..." About that time a janitor walks by pushing a broom so the zookeeper pulls the elderly man to the side. "...
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During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog.(Hot Dog Jokes/Summer Jokes/Winter Jokes) How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings.(Knock Knock Jokes for Kids) ...
You don’t need me to tell you that New Jersey has been going through a particularly hot summer. It certainly doesn’t help that it’s also been incredibly dry. Which brings us to a joke format that we like talking about on the Deminski and Doyle show: It’s so hot out that ......
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