Two old women are sitting on a porch smoking cigarettes. Ask they are smoking, it begins to rain. The first woman's cigarette gets wet and goes out. As she looks at her friend, she sees something fascinating unfold. Her friend has brought out a condom and a pair of small sewing scisso...
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Girls that smoke weed > Girls that smoke cigarettes. Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs. Sometimes I smell weed and can't tell if someone is smoking near me, or if its just my clothes. You might regret what you do, but you...
50 Best Joke 6 A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they co...
Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day. 'I hope that all the cigarette factories 3 will catch fire someday.' 'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile. 玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟,...
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old... upvotedownvotereport What do zombies blow thier noses with? Human tissue! upvotedownvotereport This jokemaycontain profanity. 🤔 ...
An Englishman, a German, and a Frenchman were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze, when all of a sudden, Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for this te..
"Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke." So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they ...
They rose in the ranks not by being friendly but by smoking cigarettes, breaking rules and playingjokeson others, among whom I soon found myself. 2019年高考英语全国卷I 阅读理解 阅读D 原文 Jokesthat work one person won't necessarily land with another, So, adapt your style accordingly to typ...
They rose in the ranks not by being friendly but by smoking cigarettes, breaking rules and playingjokeson others, among whom I soon found myself. 2019年高考英语全国卷I 阅读理解 阅读D 原文 Jokesthat work one person won't necessarily land with another, So, adapt your style accordingly to typ...