Bob and Dan decided that, since it was early, they would continue working because someone would surely come around by quitting time. It was nearing 5 PM and they hadn't seen hide nor hair of anyone. So, they walked around the roof a few times and finally decided there was only one ...
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke." ...
Details of the suspected arsonist published by the Beijing Youth Daily said 37-year-old Zhang,a Dalian resident,had worked for police and foreign trade departments before quitting to start his own business.And,said the paper,his wife has experience of working for insurance companies.Zhang come un...
“Quitting smoking, now that’s a tough one. My wife and I made a deal, we’ll only smoke after sex. I’ve had the same pack now since 1975.” “I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, ‘No, one drag is enough.'” ...